i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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