well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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