I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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