The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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