i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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