Yo dont text me then not text me
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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