i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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