still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Found the puke drawer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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