Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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