ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
where are you?
Hypothermia
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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