How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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