So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
where are my pants?
in the oven.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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