think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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