who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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