I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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