return my video game
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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