Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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