check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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