normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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