I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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