epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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