it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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