Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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