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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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