I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
