Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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