Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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