We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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