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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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