I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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