I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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