I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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