careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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