i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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