Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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