he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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