Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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