What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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