We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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