I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
3 2 1 whiskey
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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