Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so let's talk penis.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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