yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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