you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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