Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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