i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
