it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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