If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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