She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
two words: eviction party
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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