Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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