No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We're too hungover to prance.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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