im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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