I must be too annoying 4 u.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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