Don't you send me to vm
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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