People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Shame - the story of my life.
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