you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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