you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
